This is my standard valentine blog. Third Straight Year i’ve used it. Gets better every year.
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I think valentines day is just a day that the devil invented just to make things more awkward between guys and girls……..I mean do we really need a specific day to pretend to be romantic and caring…….and if thats not your style…your really screwed…..cause you got no choice but to fake it….and we all know everyone can see through that….i mean….how meaningful are candy and flowers when given as a sacrificial peace offering to the cruel and fickle relationship gods…..doesn’t it mean just as much to say i love you on feb 13 as it does on feb 14th?
sadly….i will grudgingly admit that this holiday caters to my god’s cursed personality….but i fight it with every breath.
on a side/more important note:…
Other than the usual nonsense associated with valentines day……It is a wonderful day and should be celebrated by all because it is Jennifer’s Birthday…..so f your significant other and wish her a happy bday instead!!!
come on man, dont try to be all hard up, everyone knows the lengths you have gone to, to impress a female.
It’s all about Ryan’s all you can eat Steak & Shrimp buffet for $9.99. Works like a charm. Damn I got good woman!
I clearly acknowledged my own shortcomings in that post.
ah, the miserable valentine’s day post never gets old. love it.