Can you get an STD from pop music?
Sometimes my musical promiscuity astounds even me. The sheets haven’t even cooled from the last affair and I’m already answering to a new mistress. It seems I treat every group like a conjugal visit to my own personal death row. Until the next one. I’m hoping for a pardon.
Good Band + Cute Girl in band = Trouble. *isn’t math fun.

“Cute Girl”
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